While trying to keep up with the Kardashians (it’s not easy), I noticed an interactive feature on their web page that will tell you your Kardashian name. Apparently, everyone has one; you just have to look it up (mine is Kim Kellisian). In order to get a little ahead of the Kardashians, and as a public service, I decided to research the names of the 44 U.S. presidents. I publish them here as a matter of public record:
Keorge Kashingtonian
Kohn Kadamsian
Komas Keffersonian
Kames Kadisonian
Kames Konrian
Kohn Quincy* Kadamsian
Kandrew Kacksonian
Kartin Kan Burenian
Killiam Henry Karrisonian
Kohn Kylerian
Kames K.** Kolkian
Kachary Kaylorian
Killard Killmorian
Kames Kuchanian
Kabraham Kincolnian
Kandrew Kohnsonian
Kulysses S. Kantian
Kutherford B. Kayesian
Kester A. Karthurian
Kover Kevelandian
Kenjamin Karrisonian
Kover Kevelandian***
Killiam Kinlian
Keodore Kooseveltian
Killiam Howard Kaftian
Koodrow Kilsonian
Karren G. Kardingian
Kalvin Koolidgian
Kerbert Kooverian
Kanklin D. Kooseveltian****
Karry S. Kumanian
Kight D. Keisenhowerian
Kohn F. Kennedian
Kyndon B. Kohnsonian
Kichard M. Kixonian
Kerald R. Kordian
Kimmy Karterian
Konald Keaganian
Keorge Kushian
Kill Kintonian
Keorge W. Kushian
Karack Kobamian
*Research found that a middle name is not converted to begin with a “K” in a Kardashian name. It just stays the same. This was surprising and a little disappointing to me, but that’s the way it is.
**This president’s middle initial already was K., so it worked out nicely.
***Kover Kevelandian (22nd & 24th) is the only president to serve two non-konsecutive terms.
****I think this is my favorite president’s Kardashian name. What’s yours?