To help Barack Obama and Mitt Romney prep for their debate tonight, I've collected some of my semi-relevant, semi-political stuff in one convenient post. So read up, guys, and if you use any of my zingers, I want credit!
MY LOVE CHILD WITH THE MAID
(for Arnold Schwarzenegger, in honor of his new book and Daily Show appearance)
THERE'S NO "I" IN AYN RAND CLUB
(for Paul Ryan)
T-SHIRTS FOR THE WEALTHIEST AMERICANS
KARDASHIAN NAMES OF THE PRESIDENTS
(for Karack Kobamian and Kitt Komnian)