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CASUAL PIMPIN': TWELVE TIGHT TUNES

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Monday
Jul112016

Casual Pimpin' (Album Remix) - Music Video

Crank up the song of the summer!

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Friday
Feb122016

ALBUM TRACK: Happy Chinese New Year

Celebrate the Year of the Monkey with this dystopian ditty from my album! Featuring some sweet vocals - & hot mandolin licks! - from my friend Matt Park. With excellent production by birthday boy Orion Keyser. Crank it, share it, & consider yourself warned! 

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Sunday
Nov012015

"Casual Pimpin': Twelve Tight Tunes" Released

Today my album of comedy songs drops online! You can order it on iTUNES or CDBABY. Then crank it up and enjoy - you know what to do! I'm trying to play it cool, but really I'm freaking out inside. So maybe I should just stop typing and let you go buy it!

Saturday
Oct312015

LISTEN TO SINGLE: Do You Wanna Snuggle? 

Move over R. Kelly, here's an erotic love song that's true to life! "Do You Wanna Snuggle?" is the lead single from the album Casual Pimpin': Twelve Tight Tunes (release 11/1/15): ON iTUNES. Words & music by Tim Ellis. Performed by Tim Ellis, featuring Michelle Morrison. 


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Sunday
Sep062015

Holiday Classic! Labor Day Song (Music Video)

Here's your Labor Day Weekend anthem...with unlimited condiments!

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Friday
Jun132014

Anti-Pickling Activism

I live in Brooklyn where everyone is into pickling. Not me. What I do to buck this stupid trend is, I go to an outdoor market, say the Brooklyn Flea, and buy someone’s ridiculously handcrafted, artisanal pickles. Then I go home and remove all the vinegar, salt, and seasoning -- I turn them back into cucumbers, their natural state before some hipster messed with them. (It takes many hours of gently squeezing and wringing the pickles, so as not to tear their delicate fibers.) Then I'll take the revived cukes to the grocery store and set them free on the shelf, with their friends. I think they’re happy, though it’s pretty hard to tell with cucumbers. Some people don't like what I do. I’ve been called an "unpickled pecker" -- which is fine with me! At least I know I'm doing something to fight the unnecessary brining and fermentation of vegetables that everyone does now, just to be cool. Stop the brining...stop pickling!