THE EXISTENTIAL LENS: My Florida Vacation

Not to rub it in, all you Notherners, but I just got back from an amazing Florida vacation. Here are some pics…

I stayed at this high-class resort.

It was exclusive, but fortunately, I had an “in.”

Sports are very big down there -- they have LeBron James, the Florida Gators, and extreme bocce action!

I sampled the local cuisine, at Bob Evans, T.G.I. Friday’s, McDonald’s, and this charming place serving authentic Southern food (with a real general store out front!).

I worked on my tan.

Then I hung out with this hot babe on the beach.

We messed around down on Mango Road. 

Eventually, I found my soul mate.

Thanks, Florida! I'll see you when I'm 65...

(Photo of Cracker Barrel by Ildar Sagdejev.)