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Friday
May112012

Weekend Specials at My Local Spa-Diner

Pre-fixe $125 with coffee, tea, or mimosa. Gratuity not included.

  • Acupuncture with 2 Eggs Any Style & Home Fries
  • Aroma Therapy with Western Omelet
  • Swedish Massage with French Toast
  • Deep Tissue Massage with Belgian Waffle
  • Rolfing with Silver Dollar Pancakes
  • Craniosacral Therapy with Corned Beef Hash & Eggs
  • Lymphatic Drainage with Biscuits & Sausage Gravy
  • Reiki with a Rasher of Bacon & Toast
  • Facial with Eggs Benedict or Florentine (pamper yourself!)
  • Reflexology with Bagel, Lox, & Cream Cheese
  • Thai Body Work with Oatmeal of the Day
  • Naturopathic Consultation with Hamburger Deluxe (cheese or bacon, $1 extra)

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