Usain Bolt's Goals, Post-2012 Olympics

Get “I’m a Legend” T-shirts silkscreened.

File for patent on celebratory pointing move.

See what happens if I run more than 200 meters.

 √    Break record for # of times saying “I’m the best” in TV interview.

Oust Apollo Ohno as Subway spokesperson.

Learn names of teammates. Socialize outside of finish lines & medal ceremonies.

Finally get organizized.

Open a bed & breakfast.

Set world record in speed dating (100 dates in 9.53 seconds?).

Invent a metal rod that slides into a socket or is threaded on one end to receive a nut. Name after self.

See how many hard-boiled eggs I can eat in one hour.

Play Danny in Grease.

Try loosening up and having some fun!

Convert FB page to Timeline.

Work on self-esteem.