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CASUAL PIMPIN': TWELVE TIGHT TUNES

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Thursday
Oct272016

2 Creepy Classic Videos for Halloween

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Tuesday
Oct112016

Big Talk

I hate small talk. Instead, I’m gonna try big talk… 

On the Elevator:
“What if we all die in here? So, is death the extinction of the self, or is the self really just an illusion anyway? I mean, where were we before we were born, huh? Could somebody press 8?”

At the Copier:
"It's so weird that we're making copies when life itself is a simulacrum. Was it Umberto Eco who said the fake becomes the real in postmodernity? Anyway, I hear the universe may actually be a hologram on the surface of a black hole. Oh shit, it says replace toner."

Getting Coffee:
"Why is coffee the only thing that's fairly traded? Every other product, we don't care how it got here. It’s like, thanks to globalization, we're all complicit with injustice of mind-blowing proportions, so we’ve fetishized this one commodity in order to assuage our guilt, you know? This better not be decaf."

Thursday
Sep012016

Labor Day Song - now on iTunes!

Labor Day needed a song, so I wrote one. Now my holiday classic is AVAILABLE ON iTUNES. Download it, share it & please pass the ketchup!

Thursday
Jul142016

On the Radio w/Dave Hill, Goddammit!

Monday night (July 11), I appeared on the Goddamn Dave Hill Show on WFMU - if you didn't hear it, perhaps you felt the electricity in the air. The show can be streamed here (I'm in the last hour, and a couple of my tunes are played): LISTEN TO DAVE HILL SHOW

Monday
Jul112016

Casual Pimpin' (Album Remix) - Music Video

Crank up the song of the summer!

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Wednesday
May182016

NY Funny Songs Fest Promo w/Jessica Delfino

Had a fun conversation & jam w/Jessica Delfino before the NY Funny Songs Fest. Check out the video & come hang w/us at the Fest, May 19-21! TIX & INFO 

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