Watch Tim's web series on YouTube! CASUAL PIMPIN' - SERIES
Get Tim's album on iTunes! CASUAL PIMPIN - ALBUM
Friday, May 22, 2020 at 4:18PM New show! Next week I'll be starting a new segment, Soft Focus, where I feature a '70s soft-rock hero & update some of the artist's lyrics for today. First up, Rhymin' Paul Simon! Join me for a unique comedy & music experience every other Friday "for the foreseeable future"...
Saturday, May 2, 2020 at 2:35PM ICYMI, watch the first installment of my online show, "Rock Soft with Tim Ellis"... Approximately a million people joined me in my living room & you can too. Hope to do it again soon! (Show starts about 6 min in.)
Saturday, April 25, 2020 at 7:30PM With apologies to '70s group Bread...
Wednesday, April 1, 2020 at 3:12PM (Slightly NSFW, but you're not there anyway)
Monday, March 23, 2020 at 3:27PM Where’s the beef? Not at Whole Foods.
Keep ‘em home for breakfast…and lunch…and dinner…with Hostess.
Five out of five dentists agree, their offices are closed.
“Hey, you didn’t get your chocolate in my peanut butter!” “Hey, you didn’t get your peanut butter on my chocolate!” Two great tastes that taste great apart.
Squeeze the Charmin, if you can find any.
Pepperidge Farm remembers bread on the shelves.
Campbell’s. Soup is food.
“I can’t believe it.” “That you got the coronavirus?” “Well, yeah...but I also can’t believe how easy it was to save 50% on my car insurance with Geico.”
(Close-ups of people touching their faces.) Just Don’t Do It.
It’s not contaminated. It’s DiGiorno.
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