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"Casual Pimpin'" in New York Funny Song Fest

I performed an excerpt from my song "Casual Pimpin'" at the show 50 Funny Songs, as part of the First Annual New York Funny Song Festival. Here it is, if you want to listen to the whole thing (I know you do!)...

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Thanks to Jessica Delfino & Jen Kwok for putting together a great show!

Happy One-Year Anniversary, Blog!

I started this blog a year ago (with a post My Love Child with the Maid). Instead of treating it as a journal or an outlet for my opinions, I’ve approached this more like a show, or my “one-man variety blog.” The goal: to put up something humorous to read, look at, hear, or watch every week. And I’m proud to say I’ve done that. (If your definition of “every” is a little loose). Below are some highlights. Thanks for your support, humans!

VIDEOS:

Werewolves of Brooklyn

My Vagina Monologue

SONGBOOK:

Casual Pimpin’

Mayor McCheese

NOTEBOOK:

Hollywood Confidential: My Big Movie Role
(about working on The Dictator)

Better Communication through Technology

The Five Stages of Twinkie Grief

T-Shirts for the Wealthiest Americans

THE EXISTENTIAL LENS:

Dispatch from the Android Occupation

Beauty Sex, & Death: A Bed & Breakfast Review

NEWS: Comedy Gig @ Wes Reunion

Next Friday, I’ll be performing a set at the Wesleyan University Reunion. Yes, it will be awkward seeing my old classmates at the original PCU. I will have social and status anxiety, so why not throw a little performance anxiety into the mix? If you’ll be there, please stop by for some laughs! (Also, I hope to catch up with the dude above…anyone know if he’s going?)

FULL REUNION & COMMENCEMENT SCHEDULE

Friday, May 25
8:00 PM
20th Reunion Reception Featuring the Comedy of Tim Ellis
Cash bar. ID required.
Olson Commons, Wesleyan Career Center

Weekend Specials at My Local Spa-Diner

Pre-fixe $125 with coffee, tea, or mimosa. Gratuity not included.

• Acupuncture with 2 Eggs Any Style & Home Fries

• Aroma Therapy with Western Omelet

• Swedish Massage with French Toast

• Deep Tissue Massage with Belgian Waffle

• Rolfing with Silver Dollar Pancakes

• Craniosacral Therapy with Corned Beef Hash & Eggs

• Lymphatic Drainage with Biscuits & Sausage Gravy

• Reiki with a Rasher of Bacon & Toast

• Facial with Eggs Benedict or Florentine (pamper yourself!)

• Reflexology with Bagel, Lox, & Cream Cheese

• Thai Body Work with Oatmeal of the Day

• Naturopathic Consultation with Hamburger Deluxe (cheese or bacon, $1 extra)

From the Notebook of Edvard Munch