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CASUAL PIMPIN': TWELVE TIGHT TUNES

Thursday
May262011

THE EXISTENTIAL LENS: Happiness Is...

…being drawn correctly. I’ve walked by this window of the store Cute Toonz (on 35th & Fifth) countless times. It’s always made me smile and think fondly of my childhood.

Until I noticed something was missing…

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Wednesday
May182011

My Love Child with the Maid: A Statement

OK, so I fathered a love child with my maid. People make mistakes. Now, can you please respect my privacy? Of course, what I’ve done is inexcusable and reprehensible, I’ve hurt my wife and family deeply and forever, and I deserve the harshest judgment. Can we please move on? I mean, it’s not like I’m the first man of influence to sire an offspring with the help. Jefferson, anyone? And I have to say, for a love-child-fatherer, I’ve been pretty responsible about it. This kid -- I’ve never met him by the way -- already has a free scholarship to Wesleyan. He can take it or leave it, I don’t care. The little rascal can grow up to be a Nobel Prize-winner, have an indie band, open an antique shop, whatever --

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Friday
Feb182011

The Work of a Master

My niece Maggie is a great artist. This portrait captures my essence, I feel.

Thursday
Feb172011

Conceptual Blog Post #1

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