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Monday, February 27, 2017 at 1:21PM Watch my new music video, featuring Matt Park! Directed by Michelle Morrison & me. Song recorded & mixed by Orion Keyser. In the future, we'll all be Chinese!
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Friday, January 27, 2017 at 1:54PM 
Yesterday Steve Bannon said that the media should "keep its mouth shut." He's mistaken, first of all, in thinking that the media has a mouth. I guess you could say that it has many mouths, but it is not a single body talking through one orifice. Also, the members of the media usually use newspaper articles, radio and TV programs, etc., to report the news or express their opinions. They don't just sit there and yap their traps - if they did, no one would notice. In fact, you could easily write an article and post it to a blog without ever opening your mouth (though you probably would, just out of habit, or if you were drinking coffee or eating a bagel). It's like Bannon thinks of the media as a disembodied mouth, as in the Beckett play Not I (pictured). But that is wrong - the media is an industry of numerous people using various modes of mass communication. It can no more shut its mouth than Steve Bannon can kiss its ass. Which, if it had one, he should.
Saturday, January 21, 2017 at 2:48PM Stay tuned for my web series Casual Pimpin': Behind the Classic Album - coming soon to a screen very near you! Here I am discussing the greatest albums of all time...
Thursday, November 24, 2016 at 7:58AM SUN-MON:
Alexander Hamilton was a highly overrated founding father. He was very rude to Aaron Burr & should apologize immediately!
Patriotic Aaron Burr thanks me for protecting the 2nd amendment. Hillary would take his pistol away. Apologize, Hamilton!
Awkward Alexander Hamilton was never elected president. Not a hero! I like people who were president. I will do a great job!
Illegal Alexander Hamilton was born out of wedlock in the West Indies. Can't be president - not allowed. He should apologize!
Sleazy Al Hamilton had 1st US sex scandal. Mine was locker room talk, his adultery/blackmail. Disgusting subject for musical!
Sad Al Hamilton was Washington’s puppet - a totally weak main character for a Broadway show. I’m no puppet, believe me!
TUES:
My business relationship with Argentina is fantastic. Totally ethical! Remember that Hamilton must apologize to Mike Pence
I respect our 1st amendment freedom of the press. They are free to come to Trump Tower and hear me call them liars. So dishonest!
Had a wonderful meeting with members of the press. That roomful of losers couldn't interrupt me! How'd it feel, Charlie Rose?
I should've canceled yesterday's media summit. My one &only mistake. Did I really let Wolf Blitzer into my home? Never again!
Obviously I have nothing to do with Nazi groups &condemn their actions. Appreciate the hails though! Better to reach me through Steve Bannon
I denounce the offensive graffiti at a park named for Adam Yauch, a horrible Jewish rapper who corrupted our youth with...was that singing?
WED:
So, Crooked Hillary won't be locked up. I don't want to hurt the Clintons. If I wanted to, I would! Not about justice, about my feelings
The president can't have a conflict of interest. I could use a nuclear threat to get a hotel built in No Korea &it would be OK. This is fun!
The NYTimes is failing, believe me. Since Chuck Klosterman took over as the Ethicist, all downhill. Also miss Mark Bittman! JK, I don't cook
The failing NYTimes is at it again. Lying press being very rough on me by quoting what I said on record. The Gray Lady is not a nice lady!
